January 12, 2020

You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

— Conal Pierse (@ConalPierse) January 12, 2020

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 12, 2020

Trump said on Fox that the intelligence showed Iran plotting against four of our embassies. As a member of the Gang of 8, that was news to me. Now, Esper says this was not intelligence, only Trump’s personal belief. That’s no basis to take us to the brink of war. https://t.co/G2VRkoW9QE

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) January 12, 2020

The drake curse is real lol jk

— Earl Thomas (@Earl_Thomas) January 12, 2020

The Chiefs really turned it on 📈 https://t.co/bjnkiLvpbJ

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 12, 2020

Defense Secretary Epser: "I didn't see" specific evidence that showed Iran planned to strike four U.S. embassies. https://t.co/4j2GgIIirL

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 12, 2020

The President has been impeached – and no amount of gamesmanship from Leader McConnell will erase that fact. #DefendOurDemocracy @ThisWeekABC https://t.co/SWPASPFqeB

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 12, 2020